Jerry Bears

One day in the land of the 70's two teenage kids had just gotten the new album to Grateful Dead. Now, Grateful Dead had just introduced Jerry Bears to the world (for Jerry Garcia), and they were on the album. It was a Friday night and the two kids were together listening to the album, it was getting close to midnight when the two kids ordered pizza. Approximately 30 minutes later the pizza arrived, they both ran downstairs to get the pizza. When they got back to the room they noticed something unusual about the album cover, the bears were gone!

They turned the music off and, they ran downstairs to see that the pizza box was on the other side of the room with no pizza in it. They both grabbed chef knives from the kitchen just in case something was to happen. As they slowly moved through the house they could hear very quiet footsteps as if someone were skipping. Then, they heard the music turn on. It was very quiet at first, but then it kept getting louder and louder. It was so loud that their ears started to bleed.

One of the kids ran up to the room and turned the music off, and as he was walking back a small green bear’s jump on his back and bit into his neck. The other kid who is at the bottom of the steps is screaming so obnoxiously he doesn't realize that there are different colored bears skipping in a circle around him.  The bear at the top of the stairs turns the music back on very loud so nobody can hear the boys screams, then the bears start to pile onto the boy and eat him. When the parents got home they saw the Grateful Dead album sitting next to the radio, so they played it!