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"Honey, I think I've gotten a lot better at this whole blog writing material stuff, what do you think?"."To tell you the truth I think it's absolutely horrible, my cat can write better than you can." "That wasn't very nice, I mean come on I went from writing about A Yo Gabba Gabba character to writing scary deep funny and weird stories and intensified stories." I still think you're horrible at writing." Well neither are you so ha, ha." "Oh honey you did not just go there!" "Oh but I did." Now it's on, the first one to type ten posts will be able to have the last peace of pie." "But we had a deal that, that pie was mine and nobody else could eat it." "Your deal just expired." (For the next few days they wouldn't talk or even look at each other, it was getting tense, they would check each others blog everyday, and everyday they both had more). " Oh no, he has nine and he's working on his last one, what do I do?". " I got it." ( She walks down the stairs and stares at her husband for awhile, he turns around). "I see you've viewed my blog, I'm one away to winning that last piece of pie." ( She walks into the kitchen gets the biggest knife she could find. She walks back out to him). " Are you going to finish that post or are you going to live?". I'm going to finish this post and run for my life." " Well I'm not going to let you do that." " I just finished it, here we go..... posted!". " Honey meet your greatest fear." "What's that?" " Its not a what it's a who,and it's me!". " Oh well that's not so ba- wait what?!". Yeah, that's right you heard me." " Well looks like it's time for me to go." ( The old man runs out the door as fast as he could, and keeps running for seconds). " Finnaly he's gone, now I can have my warm piece of pie." ( Yes that's right this whole bet about blogger was just a trick to get the old man to leave and let the old woman be alone with her pies).

Halloween 1

It was another bright bright day in the middle of everywhere (although it is now present day everywhere). When four kids (two boys and two girls), were walking home from their halloween dance. They were walking through the grave yard, they see the cops so they start to duck, because it was already past their curfue. They all stand up again but one of the boys trip over something. He gets back up quickly, they all start to stare at the hand coming out of one of the graves. The older boy notices that it wasn't just a hand, it was a whole corpse. Both the girls started to scream as we shined the light on it. The cop was walking over here. Wait no it wasn't a cop it had a cape and a spear? We didn't know what it was but the spear had a very sharp blade so we ran as fast as we could. At the time there were reports of a cougar on the loose, and the two boys wanted to play a trick on the girls so the jumped into the bushes and screamed "Cougar!". They turned around and laughed because there was the guy in the cape with a spear. They thought it was us, so they just kept walking. After awhile the boys heard the girls screaming as loud as they can for help. They jumped out of the bushes and there was the guy with the cape and the spear, something was different this time though. It looked like he had red paint or maybe even blood all over him. The boys screamed and ran as fast as they could down a near by hill that ran down to the police station. Back behind them the guy with the cape pulled down his hood, it was the girls. They had red eyes the size of apples. They started to run after the boys. The boys were close to the police station when the girls catch up to them by rolling themselves down the hill. The boys started to scream for the cops to come and help. They couldn't hear the dreadful screaming because they had the music up loud and they were eating their daily dose of doughnuts and coffee. The girls rolled in from=nt of the boys and tripped them so that they started rolling with the girls. By the time they were all down the hill, the girls started to laugh. The boys were wondering what was going on. The girls pulled down the hood, and told them what happened. The boys asked about the blood. It was really just red cherry Jello. What a wonderful night for the halloween dance.

Urban Legend

Okay, I'm not going to get into the whole thing because trust me if I do it will get scary and very detailed in situations. Anyways, an Urban Legend is a story that people will tell and at the time when it first starts it will most likely be true. Although as it gets past generation to generation it will become different, then the story will become fake. Example: Alligators living in the sewer. I wonder if you can start your own Urban Legend. That's what happened in the movie "Cry Wolf". These college kids created an email describing it, over the next few days it got around campus, all the kids started talking about it. The kids that spread the email and made it added more to it they added victims. The next few weeks kids went missing and they were found. In the end the main victim shot the professor thinking he was the guy who got the email and made it true. He wasn't the kids who helped him make the email tricked him into thinking that they were all going to be missing and that he would be the last one. There's a lot more to it but I don't want to tell any of those kind of stories on this site anymore

It was a very bright day in the middle of everywhere when the old man cried horse. He walked as slow as he could to his dad to tell him about the horse. His dad believed him, but the rest of the town didn't. I mean how is it possible that there would be a horse in the middle of everywhere. He wantedto prove them all that there really was a horse. So he walked to the flower garden where he has his secret fort. He fell asleep there. In the morning when he woke up his fort was totally gone and he felt a deep breathing on his neck. When he turned around he saw the horse. Red eyes, sharp teeth, and the biggest body ever. The old man wasn't fast enough to get away. So instead he cried horse. The whole town was there in a flash but when they got there the horse was gone. They told him to stop trying cause there's no horse in the middle of everywhere. Well he didn't stop. He went to the middle of nowhere where his second secret fort was hidden. He stayed there untill dark. Then he started to walk back, when the horse came out of nowhere and started circling the old man. He looked mad now. The old man fell to the ground, he was in so much fear. Then he rose up and started to glow. The horse started to slow down to see what was happening. The man turned into a boy and had great big muscles with long hair. His walker turned into a baseball bat. (No I'm not going to make this story about hitting a horse). He threw the basbeall bat into the nearest pond and stared into the horses eyes. The horse was now frightened. The boy grabbed the horse and brought him back to the middle of everywhere. When he got there he yelled "Look what I got!". The whole town looked and saw the boy with the horse. Now since he was now a boy nobody knew who he was. Then he rose up again and turned back into the old man with the walker. The town people rushed out of there houses and cheered. The End. This story reflects on the original "The Boy Who Cried Wolf." I took and did some of my own work on it and well here it is

Dreams

When I was kid I would have nightmares every night, a lot of them weren't even that bad, but every night my parents would let me know that tonight I won't have any nightmares. Sure enough it worked. One night they fell asleep on the couch while we were watching a movie "The Ring." Now I was only about three years old so I went to my bedroom ran straight to the closet shut as fast as I could and said "Ha, no monster in this closet is going to get me tonight!". I crawled up onto my bed, pulled the covers up to my chin, and looked around the room about every five seconds. I couldn't close my eyes I had so much fear built up inside me. I got out of my bed went to my closet and got the biggest stuffed animal I could find. Just because I thought he would save me from the monsters. A little while after that, I was getting tired. My eyes started to close, then I started to roll to my side then I felt a bump so I jumped up and ended up on the floor.This was getting silly, so I got back into bed and closed my eyes. When I woke up in the morning I was on the floor again, and the closet was open. The light was shining through my window, and I thought that monsters hated the sun so I went to my closet and there was the biggest stuffed animal that I had last night. How did all this happen? I went out in my living room, my parents were gone. I thought the monster ate them, so I screamed. Then my dad ran out and closed my mouth shut. By this time I'm wondering what's going on. I finally understand, it was all just a dream.

I got this question

The question was " What is your purpose in life?". I'm sure that more than half of us have been asked that question before, I know I have. Now it says to take some time and think before you answer. Obviously I follow the given directions. I think to myself " What is my purpose in life?". I finally got it, " My purpose in life is to live freely, be myself, take responsibility, make good choices." That's it. That's is my purpose in life. Now if we put all the purposes in the world together and compare them, do you think that any of us will have about the same purpose. No, all of us have a completely different purpose. Some may be to be the president, or to become some sort of leader. What they think is not what's real. They may think that they won't be able to succeed their goal, they're wrong. "What we call failure is not the falling down, it is the staying down." Quoted from Mary Pickford. Take those words into consideration. 

Me and my Mooze

It was around Christmas, everyone with their family at the dinner table feasting on delicious food. Well I don't have a family, it's only me and my stuffed moose living on the streets. Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Zepler Z. Zeckle and this is my stuffed moose, I call him, Mooze. Me and him have been living on the streets for over the past 13 years. Awhile ago in the country of Italy, my family and I were going on a trip America. While the flight was half way there engine 1 exploded. We all gasped with fear. " Oh great there goes engine 2." I said. We crashed on an island right of the coast of California. They sent our family out to get help. We denied what they were forcing us to do. So they threw my family out to the sharks. Right before they had done that my parents had found a raft and told me to paddle back to California for help. So I did what In had to. After I had heard about my parents, I didn't want to help them anymore. So now comes the present days. I've been looking for any job, hopefully I'll get one say that me and Mooze can stay at a warm comfy apartment of some sort. So far there hasn't been any luck. Overall it has been hot and humid, doesn't really snow here. We've had a couple earth quakes, and hurricanes. Mooze and I are trying to get enough money to at least get to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I've heard bad and good stories about Wisconsin. Although there is a lot more good ones. One of my friends family is suppose to live there. His name is Xavier E. Straub. His grandma was very close friends with mine so maybe she'll remember me.

My poem of random things that I like or have talked about in the past. MEMORIES!

My name is Xavier
I like cookies
They call me the savior
Oh and I also love nookies
Yes, it's something a baby  chews and sucks
Out of all the animals my least favorite are ducks

My favorite type of cookie is chocolate chip
At some restraunts I forget to leave a tip
Brobee is my best friend
Natalie thinks he is hers
I guess that's just the new trend
Well let me tell you this is 2010
So if people take my best friends
I will beat them with a rubber hen

There is this one dude
He likes greasy food
His name is Gir
Plus he wears fake fur
He's on this one show
It's called Invader Zim
There is also this evil dude
His name is Dim


I like to eat waffles
and french toast too
The sound of that bird is
CACKOO 

This poem may seem weird
It might bring you tears
But your lucky that man doesn't have a beard

I'm love the sun
like my brother
then after that
It's like it the other

I don't know how to rhyme
This poem is really wasting my time
But as I keep going
I think to myself.......
THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! :)


In my classes
I sit by my friends
One time my dad said "You have to get glasses"
It's not that bad
I've tried them on
Though when ever I see glasses I will think of my dad
I know, that's a horrible thought
That's why instead, I think of tator tots
Tator tots are yummy in my tummy


Cookie Monster came to my house
He was just a balloon
No better than a mouse
But then after that
I got to meet the cat in the hat
He's lactose and tolerant
Hey, that's just like me
He forgets to take his pill
Thank gosh I do
I don't want to get ill


I have best friends
Short friends
Tall friends
Best friend: Brittany Adkins
Short friend: Bradley Chavez
Tall friend: Sean Beecher
Most of them are just the same
A lot of them don't play my game


I like to confuse
more than amuse
It just makes me laugh
when they ask
What was that


I play football for the pirates
We have lost every game
except for one
But that doesn't matter
As long as we all have fun


I am Italian, German, Irish, Dutch, American, and some other thing
If you want your answers go to bing
I think I might be done.....
No, I think I'll keep going with this wonderful poem
I like the Packers
Although I don't like hackers



For halloween
I'm going to be green
Without a doubt
I'll have a huge snout
Can you guess what I am?
Sam I am
No that's a book
Okay how about Captain Hook
That's a movie
I bet it's groovy
It's not the 80's
Does it have rabies?
Should I just tell you
No, Is it a kangaroo?
I'll give you a hint
Give it a tint
It has long arms
Is it the guy you goes to all the farms?
No, it also has a big orange smile
Let me just think for awhile
While you're think let's have some fun
Wait, Wait I'm done
Okay let's go back to the lobby
Does it rhyme with Bobby?
This is my favorite hobby
Oh I got it. It's Brobee!

This is what I had to type

The day before they got dared to stay the night at Mr. Soars old, haunted mansion. They said they would do it and so comes the day they did it. It was a dark, stormy night. Three unusual kids were walking down Scream Street. They acted all tough as they walked down the street looking around to see other kids in their houses peeking out the window to see what was happening. As they all approached the door, one of them went to ring the door bell. The door then opened all by itself. They thought he was going to be there saying "Hello, there and what can I do for you on this fine night?". Well nobody was at the door, so they walked very calmly although slowly in to the house. After the walked in the door shut behind them, the youngest kid screamed as if he were gushing blood. The other kids turned and said "Be quiet!". Then they turned back and candles all down the hall way lit up without anyone touching them. Step after step they got more scared, but they were determined to do it. They found the first room, it contained some dolls along with a doll house and a very old telivision. They decided to check it out. As soon as they walked in the oldest one tripped over a chord, the telivision turned on. They all backed up against the first wall they felt. A little man appeared on the screen. They didn't know what it was, so they got up to see it. It was a puppet with dark red eyes, it stared at them for awhile. They thought it was just a trick so they decided to leave. Then the puppet started to talk. It had a very deep voice. They all stopped as their hearts raced with fear, they turned around and looked at the puppet. He firmly asked a question, "Want to play a little game?". The kids all still thought it was just a joke so they all at once said "Yes.". The puppet started to laugh hard. The door closes behind them, three chairs get pulled up to them out of nowhere. The puppet tells them to take a seat as he explains the first task. "In 10 seconds one of you will be chained to your chair, you two will have to get him out with a key that is hidden in this room.". 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. "Go." The youngest one gets chained to his seat and starts screaming very loud. The two older ones search and search and search and they can't find it. Then the oldest one checks the doll house, he finds the key hidden in the door. He runs swiftly to the kid un-chains him. The door opens so they all run out. After they run out they younger and older one notice that the other one is gone. They call his name as loud as they can. They hear nothing, so they keep moving to the next room. In the next room there is another telivision, two boxes and they notice there is the other kid in the corner of the room. His leg is bleeding as if it's been split open. They both sit on the floor. The telivision turns on. The puppet has appeared once again. He applauses them with congrats. He is explaining the next task, then the other kid who is bleeding yells "Don't listen to him these are all just dirty tricks, you need to get out of this house!". The kids pay no attention as if they're hypnotized, the other kid looks at the telivision. It's swirling in a circle he swiftly looks away. There is a timer in the back of the room counting down from 20. He doesn't know what is going on so he tries to work his was over to the kids. He tells them "We need to move now bad things are about to happen." AS soon as he says that they snap out of it trying to get out of their chairs but they seemed to be glued to the chair. "The only way to get them out is to pick them up and bring them out of the room." the puppet says. The other kid tried to push the youngest one to the door he pushes him but his leg really hurts and starts bleeding even more. He ignores the pain and keeps pushing towards the door. He finally makes it out of the door and goes back in to the room and starts to push the oldest kid out. The door slams as he is trying to get him out of the room. They don't know what is about to happen then the other kid looks at the timer it has ran out of time. They yell for the youngest kid to run out of the house and call the cops. As the little kid is running a huge wall encloses the hall, so that he can't keep moving towards the door. So he runs back to the room and opens the door the two kids are no longer there only bones. He starts to cry, then he walks out of the room. He moves on to the next room. In the following room the oldest kid is sitting saying to leave and get out of this house. The younger one says "A wall is blocking the door." There is only a telivision in this room. There is also a remote. So the youngest kid turns the telivison on this time the puppet is not there. It is his parents, they're saying that they love him and that they'll be gone by the time your back. He didn't know what that meant but then he turned the telivison off and ran to the window to see if he could see his own house. He barely saw what was happening, then it happened. A huge explosion the size of the clouds peircing ears around the neighborhood. The window breaks so the youngest one runs back to his house. The older one yells "Wait no, don't go it's just a trap!". He didn't hear him yelling so he kept going. By the time he was at his house there was nothing left of his parents. Then he seeks the puppets shadow. He walks quietly towards him. Then he sees the puppet and laughs. There was his mom and dad sitting there with the puppet in their hand. Then he hears a very deep laugh just like the one from the puppet. He notices that his parents are no longer alive.

The Demonata?

I'm reading my new book "The Demonata Lord Loss". Now it sounds weird and sure enough it is really weird. This kid gets in trouble by his sister alot so he decides to get her back by pouring rat guts all over her. So he is grounded for about a month. His parents cut his grounding off early and he thinks it's very suspicious. So they take him to his aunts house. by the time they left he had already snuck out of the house and gone back to his own house. When he got there the family car was in the garage and the lights were on. Yet he didn't see anyone anywhere. Then he finnaly thought they'd be in his mom and dad's room so he opened the door slowly and saw something hanging from a webbed ceiling in fatc the whole room was webbed. I can't tell you anymore it's way to inapropiate.