The gnome!

Authors Note: How or why did I do this story you may ask. Well one day I was at my desk, and I was thinking of a story. I looked at my Packer gnome, and said "What should I do?". That's when I felt it hit like a meteor, it was almost like the gnome was talking to me. I took the gnome, the Superbowl, and where my second favorite music originated, and put it in the  most weird story about a gnome,. football, and Jamaica ever!


One day in Jamaica, Americans had come to bring Pittsburgh Steelers gear. Most of Jamaica hated the Steelers, so they just threw everything in the garbage. Except for on person, his name was Ramo. He had gotten a Packers gnome. He was so happy from that day on. Well, that night he put the gnome close to his bed, so he could brush his teeth before he went to sleep.When Ramo got back the gnome was not there?! He searched everywhere for it. Well, there is a time where everyone is fast asleep and Ramo was getting to that point. So, he went back to his house and went to bed. The next morning Ramo got dressed and headed out the door as fast as possible. He walked all over Jamaica looking for his gnome. He looked in every trash can he could find.


He was ready to quit, when all of a sudden he sees his gnome in an antique store, even though the gnome wasn't an antique. Ramo runs into the store demanding his gnome back. But the manager says it has already been sold. So, Ramo asks who he sold it to. The manager explains the man as brown hair and eyes, very skinny, wearing a big chain necklace with a clock on it, and always looks very tired. Ramo went looking for this very tired man. By the time he had found the man, the man didn't have the gnome any more. So, now Ramo asked him what happened to it. The man pointed at a kid, who had just stolen it from the man's lawn. So, Ramo chased down the little boy for hours. Ramo finally caught up to him, because he had ran out breath.


The little boy then threw the gnome straight into the ocean. Ramo jumped into a boat and set off to sea. He was on his boat in the ocean for nearly a year. When he ended up  on land he found his gnome, but he didn't know where he was. He found out that he was in Florida, USA, and today was the Superbowl. Ramo noticed that the Packer gnome's head could detach, so he took it off and inside was a front row ticket to the Superbowl! When he got to the stadium, he gave the ticket people the ticket, and headed inside. When he sat down he noticed that the Packers were playing the Patriots.


Throughout the whole game Ramo was yelling and cheering. By the end of the game Ramo had lost his voice, but it was worth it to him. The Packers came out victorious with a win of 100-0! Ramo was so happy so he bought all of Jamaica Packers gear, so they don't need any Patriots gear. Jamaica was so proud of Ramo, so they threw him the biggest party Jamaica ever had. From that day forth Jamaica was the happiest country in the world, and and went to every Superbowl the Packers played, (a lot). Everyone they went to the Packers were once again victorious. After every game they would buy even more Packer gear that was better and more new once again.