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Friday, May 6, 2011

Moe's Southwest Grill

It was one day in the AMAZING town of Pewaukee. When all the people were asleep in there beds or wherever they sleep. Tom got the keys out of his pocket and unlocked the doors, when he walked in he could already smell the plentiful pinto beans, and the spicy hot salsa. It was as if he were in his own heaven "Moe's".

He walks into the kitchen to wash his hands and get ready for work. When he put that apron on he felt like he was the king of the world. Tom wanted to see if all of the ingredients were good or bad. He put on his special latex gloves and got ready for the most epic battle ever, "The Homewrecker".  First he took the giant tortilla shell, and heated it up with his mystical powers. Second he took the tortilla and put rice, pinto beans, chicken, cheese, salsa, and lettuce. It was literally the biggest thing he had ever seen, he called it the living burrito.

Tom loved his chips and special queso, so he stacked up on some of that. He sat down at the table, turned on the t.v. with some sports. He went to take the biggest bite out of it, when the phone rang. "Bring Bring! Bring Bring! Bring Bring!". "Hello, Moe's Southwest Grill how may I help you?" Tom asks. "Yes, this is Brett Danner. I just wondering if I could rent out the whole place for me and my friend Xavier?" Brett asks in reply. " Ummmmm, may I ask what this is for" Tom asks. "I've told you too much already just have thirty homewreckers by the time we get there." Brett replies and hangs up.

Tom rapidly finishes his burrito that took awhile to perfectly make, and he thought that was a challenge. Now Brett wants thirty of them by whatever time he's going to get there. There is a big tortilla stack at the end of the room. Tom walks so it is in his sight. He holds his holster as if a gun were in it. "You're going down." Tom says. He whips thirty huge tortillas on to the counter once again, rice, pinto beans, chicken, lettuce, salsa, and cheese.

As Tom is just finishing them, Brett walks into Moe's. "Do you have the stuff?" Brett asks. "Only if you have the money." Tom Replies. "Awww man I forgot it at home! I'll be right back." Brett cries. Tom has one tortilla left, he thinks to himself maybe I should make one more for myself. He grabs the tortilla and once again, rice, pinto beans, chicken, lettuce, salsa, and cheese. He takes his time this time around. Tom takes his first bite, and forgets what he is doing and and around the left turn he crashes into the guard rail. "Cautions OUT!" yells the crowd. Then Tom is back in Moe's he was almost done with the burrito when Brett walked in again. "Hey, do you take credit cards?" Brett asks. "No not anymore." Tom replies. "Dangit! Okay, okay I will just go to the bank." says Brett. "The bank is closed today." says Tom. "Are you freaking kidding me?! I'll be right back again!" Brett says.

Tom didn't really know what to do at this point. So he just took all of the homewreckers, when out of nowhere a giant hippo ate Tom. The hippo smelt the burritos and he wanted them really bad. That was the end of the most cool day ever for Tom.

3 comments:

  1. That was very interesting. I think you should make a sequel with Brett coming back and Tom not being there.

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  2. I liked the beginning but at the end it seemed like you just wanted to stop writing and gave up. I also agree with Gabe!

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  3. I love Moe's. Don't you think it is stupid that they are making a taco bell right across the street next to McDonald's?

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