My poem of random things that I like or have talked about in the past. MEMORIES!

My name is Xavier
I like cookies
They call me the savior
Oh and I also love nookies
Yes, it's something a baby  chews and sucks
Out of all the animals my least favorite are ducks

My favorite type of cookie is chocolate chip
At some restraunts I forget to leave a tip
Brobee is my best friend
Natalie thinks he is hers
I guess that's just the new trend
Well let me tell you this is 2010
So if people take my best friends
I will beat them with a rubber hen

There is this one dude
He likes greasy food
His name is Gir
Plus he wears fake fur
He's on this one show
It's called Invader Zim
There is also this evil dude
His name is Dim


I like to eat waffles
and french toast too
The sound of that bird is
CACKOO 

This poem may seem weird
It might bring you tears
But your lucky that man doesn't have a beard

I'm love the sun
like my brother
then after that
It's like it the other

I don't know how to rhyme
This poem is really wasting my time
But as I keep going
I think to myself.......
THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! :)


In my classes
I sit by my friends
One time my dad said "You have to get glasses"
It's not that bad
I've tried them on
Though when ever I see glasses I will think of my dad
I know, that's a horrible thought
That's why instead, I think of tator tots
Tator tots are yummy in my tummy


Cookie Monster came to my house
He was just a balloon
No better than a mouse
But then after that
I got to meet the cat in the hat
He's lactose and tolerant
Hey, that's just like me
He forgets to take his pill
Thank gosh I do
I don't want to get ill


I have best friends
Short friends
Tall friends
Best friend: Brittany Adkins
Short friend: Bradley Chavez
Tall friend: Sean Beecher
Most of them are just the same
A lot of them don't play my game


I like to confuse
more than amuse
It just makes me laugh
when they ask
What was that


I play football for the pirates
We have lost every game
except for one
But that doesn't matter
As long as we all have fun


I am Italian, German, Irish, Dutch, American, and some other thing
If you want your answers go to bing
I think I might be done.....
No, I think I'll keep going with this wonderful poem
I like the Packers
Although I don't like hackers



For halloween
I'm going to be green
Without a doubt
I'll have a huge snout
Can you guess what I am?
Sam I am
No that's a book
Okay how about Captain Hook
That's a movie
I bet it's groovy
It's not the 80's
Does it have rabies?
Should I just tell you
No, Is it a kangaroo?
I'll give you a hint
Give it a tint
It has long arms
Is it the guy you goes to all the farms?
No, it also has a big orange smile
Let me just think for awhile
While you're think let's have some fun
Wait, Wait I'm done
Okay let's go back to the lobby
Does it rhyme with Bobby?
This is my favorite hobby
Oh I got it. It's Brobee!